Archive for May, 2007

I sold foleyscandal.com and am no longer responsible for its content. Dont visit there anymore - it’s kind of gross.
I disavow it entirely but I would never rel=”nofollow” a link to it! If I had to choose between ethical SEO and pr0nography, call me Garry Flank.

OK that Ad sucked

Sorry Wordze, I dig your program but your ad didnt look right in my header.
So where should I put my ads? I’ll never change this theme. I’d marry this theme if I wasn’t taken
How wide should my banner be? Should it integrate with the site or be a contrasting color? - I want you to […]

Opening a new adwords account

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freshen up your Adwords campaign

Because I’m an earthshaking legend within an incredibly tiny industry that if I told you what it was, you would madly start clawing at your mouse, looking around for the BACK button, a non-threatening ad, ANYTHING. This is because niches are BORING. Who gives a fig about the intricacies of the portable building industry? As […]

 Jesus Christ, who woke Google up? When they’re not banning half the webmasters who care about Google or banning essay writing services(?) they are…forcing Dell users to Please Enjoy Our Spam take a look at that, im too sleepy to go in depth about it but the pages are crap and full of ads and […]

Rich Jerk for Sale?

MMMM…that’s good linkbait!
My hero, internet marketings answer to the checkered demon, the Rich Jerk is selling out
The rich jerk is in carlsbad. I used to own a company so close to Carlsbad you’d hit Carlsbad if you swung a dead cat from there. Who knew..i could have partied with the Jerkster..
its present […]

Whither pr0n? Pt 2

OK, so I’m checking my traps today, and I notice someone refers someone to an adult webmaster board, calls it GFY. So I stopped by this evening to ask a question about making money off the horndog traffic to my sex scandal blog which if you ever saw it in its glory days (more like […]

Speaking of pings…

crappytools.com has a constantly updating valid ping server checker
“Dumb it down for me, Doc!”

Go to http://crappytools.com/pingurls/list.asp
take the list of valid pings
use your imagination
your imagination having failed you, replace your current wordpress ping list with the much smaller list of valid urls

The only good discussion I’ve seen about this was entitled “Dead Beat Ping Servers” over […]

Blue Hat SEO - Jump on the Bandwagon

Currently, the biggest development in SEO is whenever there’s a new post at Blue Hat SEO
Its funny how most people dont actually blog about it, which i think is nobody wants to spread the great SEO tricks the guy is giving out on about a weekly basis.  If there’s any info about the “blue hat […]

Whither Porn?

One of my sites is getting traffic for the term sex blog….i dont know the first thing about monetizing adult traffic…well i know the first thing is AFF. I dont really know what a sex blog is - i have been to that reverse cowgirl blog and I guess i know there’s some others out […]

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