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This is the entry point for a lot of site owners and employees to SEO. They want to know how they are ranking on Google and other search engines on not just 1 but for many pages. Professional SEO’s often try to minimize this step because the best ways to do it are a pain […]

If you’re an idiot, and I am one, so be careful how you talk about idiots..anyway, if you are an idiot like me, you may occasionally drain a battery or lose a computer for a day and be without the internet. When you do this thing, and you are 100% committed to the power of […]

The first rule of SEO Fight Club is -
You do not talk about your profitable niche.
The second rule of SEO Fight Club is -
you DO NOT talk about your profitable niche.
I’m serious, keep it to yourself! When you have a new one, turn off your stupid webmaster blog. Put it in maintenance mode. And Get […]

It was #9 and I found myself quaking with fear..
Chow.com
Then I realized there was no “John” in front of it.
Happy New Year! Here’s a photo of my worst blind date ever..

My buddy the BigBadWolf wants to get more active forum members to his horror comics forum
I was sitting around feeling epigramatic so I wrote something like this:
You can publicize posts.
Basically you can design posts to be marketed and then do so. You build links to the posts, by finding other places to link it. This […]

Cool New SEO Blogs for 2008

I don’t care what the best blog of 2007 was. I want to know what the best blog of 2008 is.
Tellinya is really the most badass of all new blogs, take a look at this excellent post about getting targeted traffic to your blog
The idea is to make it fast and be the first […]

I label this post YARP after the best comedy I’ve seen in years, Hot Fuzz:
My man The BigBadWolf over at top horror comics site comicmonsters.com has been asking me to help him with some advanced SEO stuff over at his site. We worked in the same office before I flew the coop, and I was […]

Oooh, a contributor alerted me very early in the day to a fresh content piece, that I mistakenly thought had already been done. That piece was Giant Spider Attacks Nasa
I was in a fog this am from lack of caffeine but I had the scoop. I think I have seen it before, and since I […]

I like Weebly so much that I have started a blog about my Weebly site construction projects. This will be especially fun for smarter people that want to make fun of me. 
Have you seen this sitebuilder? Its a sitebuilder suitable for rapid deployment of landing pages. It’s a tremendous tool for taking care of hosting […]

UPDATE: The method below uses the default Wordpress RSS widget - I’ve found a new way to add an RSS feed to the Wordpress sidebar that works a lot better than the default widget. 
If you want to get an RSS Feed into your sidebar, it is darn easy! Use a widget-enabled theme, enable widgets, and […]

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The Freelance Copywriter's Guide to Finding a Profitable Niche
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